My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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