butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
