Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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