the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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