I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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