if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
wow bdsm is so cute
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