On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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