There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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