his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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