My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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