Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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