oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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