I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Farmville is her only friend.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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