can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
