It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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