Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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