No awkward lesbian experiences without me
ugly people sure do ruin things
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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