In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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