To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
So many bounce houses so little time
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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