I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
