We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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