Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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