How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize
