I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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