You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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