if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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