Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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