i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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