Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
