i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
