why didn't you poke me back
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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