wake up i wanna do it froggy style
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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