This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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