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(613): View more from Ontario

His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that

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(541): View more from Oregon

we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.

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(214): View more from Texas

they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.

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(315): View more from New York

making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.

(607): View more from New York

Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.

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(315): View more from New York

Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Just took acid. Wish me luck.

(1-651): View more from Minnesota

I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.

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(979): View more from Texas

I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare

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