I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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