I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
