Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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