i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
How's work?
Spinning.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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