I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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