community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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