we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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