So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
