I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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