That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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