yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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