Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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