"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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