Whod you bang
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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