Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I am mentally ready for anal.
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