Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Found the puke drawer
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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