she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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